I am the one who knocks.

In South California, born and raised. On the internet is where I spend most of my days. Chillin' out, maxing, relaxing all cool!


Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am

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Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever


image bring me the booty

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